Title: *Silence, then creepy/sad music* But you're just a boy...
Date: Saturday, June 20, 2009
I'm sorry lovely blog. I have abandoned you for the longest time :( But, guess what? School's out for summer!
(I was going to link Alice Cooper, but I suppose that might be too much, correct?) Yay, time for this blog to apparently "piss out posts"? (Thanks, Danny T! =p)
Moving on... Honestly, sometimes I wish I was born of the opposite gender. Think about it: they don't have as high standards as girls have to live up to, they don't need to worry once a month, plus it's completely reasonable if they're messy (Oh, but I cleaned my room last week? Yay, me!)If I were a boy... *cue Beyonce/Sasha Fierce music
I would probably be a lot taller (Ya know, at least 5'1. The freakin' Olsen's are taller than me!
), stronger, and dumb-er. Tehehe. Actually, thinking about it... If I were a boy I would probably listen to the same kind of music, enjoy the same shows (or at least fully benefit from MANswers!), and laugh at the same jokes (What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo, bee!)
.Anyway, here's to me pretending I was rich and, ya know, a boy!
Hm, so first off:
I would probably live in these Gap v neck shirts
instead of crew necks. V necks just look so much... cooler! (But not those reeeally deep v's. It's kinda like, "Hey buddy. Nobody wants to see your miniature forest. Kthx."
I would also have good taste in jackets. I mean, Italia/Brasil
Really? Especially if you're not Italian or Brazilian. How about those North Face burnt marshmellow jackets? Puke.
= NO NO NO. = YES YES YES.
Thank you Urban Outfitters
for these two beautiful jackets.
Or this other Urban Outfitters
I'd buy this, then bedazzle "Gangsta" in gold at the back, then put finishing touches of sequins around it. Just kidding! ... Kinda :)
And then underneath my pants I'd wear these:
They're boxers! On your boxers! Would it be strange if I went into the Gap
and bought these for myself to wear as pajamas?
And these Urban Outfitter
shark socks are amazing! Hm, actually.. do you think these would fit on a 6.5 size woman? ;)
And I do not understand why some boys don't take advantage of cuff links. They are just about the best thing about being a boy. There are so many cool styles, my favourite are these Banana Republic
airplane cuff links. If I owned these, I would feel so "fly"
(Ba dum bum CCH!)
And last, but definitely not least, I believe you are not a true man if you do not own a Batman T!
- Fiona :)Images: Gap, Urban Outfitters, Banana Republic, Old Navy, googleimages
The mustache (Get it? I'm the mustache, I did a boy post... :))
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